Apple CEO, Tim Cook, has been retrained to be a skilled thief
In a new commercial from Apple, no one but CEO Tim Cook has been active as a master thief. Meets The task is unreasonable.
People don’t change their names very often. Not to mention a late age. Sometimes you don’t have a choice. For example, if the President of the United States is sitting next to you.
Tim Apple
It happened with Apple CEO, Tim Cook, a couple of years ago. He was sitting next to then-President Donald Trump during a dusty meeting, when Trump suddenly addressed him as Tim Apple:
Trump just called Apple CEO Tim Cook as “Tim Apple.” pic.twitter.com/gTHHtjWvc9
– Sean Okan (@ sokane1) March 6, 2019
Half of the internet removed it (of course), with all the memes I took away. Cook Tim Apple has been collectively called everywhere. In fact, the millionaire has quietly gone with it. He temporarily changed his name on Twitter to Tim Apple, but with an apple emoji.
Tim Cook as the main thief
We are now two years later, and Apple unveiled a mountain of new gadgets at an event earlier this week. We have listed my seven biggest finds for you here.
But the most important thing we’ll keep thinking about for a long time wasn’t the new iPhone, iPad Pro, or iMac. No, that was the return of Tim Apple, like the US tech media jokes. Tim Cook’s surrogate character appears to have been retrained as a master thief in the meantime.
The task is unreasonable, A short film, or at least a commercial, in which Tim sneaks into his own company to finish off the new iPad Pro.
Tom Cruise has nothing
Not through entering, no, it’s very simple. The 60-year-old CEO flies through the company like a real superhero spy, including motion picture lasers, Hooks grapple Disguise. Tom Cruise is nothing!
from Mission: Impossible–Parody You can like it below. Bring the inevitable memes!
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