GeenStijl: Climate change = The Netherlands as a holiday destination

Global warming and economic warming

Climate change? You mean a change in our economic climate! Because of global warming, you’re sweating from your towel-booked beach chair in the Mediterranean, which is why more and more tourists will choose a cooler location like the Netherlands. Great news for the Amsterdam theme park, which is no longer meant to be lived in anyway, because we can now completely transfer this area to the tourists who queue in front of the notoriously TikTok snack bars, drunkenly stroll through the red light district or take a tour of the city. All popular Call of Duty locations. Let’s give Schiphol an extra job and the cruise terminal at the capital’s extra docks and the money will flow in automatically. We suppose that the people of Amsterdam have no problem whatsoever with sacrificing the quality of life in their city in exchange for state coffers lavishly filled, after all they had no problem with it when we sacrificed parts of Groningen to the same cause. If it gets too crowded, we simply divide tourists over other destinations such as sunny Amsterdam Beach, historic Amsterdam Castle, and colorful Amsterdam Gardens. We are already looking forward to the returns: providing our welfare state, a generous pension for all over 62 and a liter of petrol to €1.50. Climate change Thank you!