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There is a new top scorer in the Netherlands: two-year-old kangaroo Benji from Australia. Using his leather for football boots, he has scored more than 300 goals this year. In addition, he is also immediately the leader of the list in the help menus.
“Benji has done a great thing. He would never have dreamed of this in his life,” said national team coach Louis van Gaal. “Kangaroo skins are there to take them, but like Benji you don’t find them easily. It really takes quality to the next level. Having 300 goals to his name is something he would have been proud of. If he’s still alive then of course.”
One of the current top scorers in the Eredivisie, Brian Linsen, is also feeling the mood. “I have to get Henry’s calf. It seems difficult to get past Bungee, but in football anything is still possible, we say.”
Many have already tried to imitate the quality of Bungee boots, but even Messi and Ronaldo should fear for their proud status.
Dutch companies sell all kinds of products made from Australian wild kangaroos. For this reason animals were brutally killed. Sign the Global Animal Protection petition here for Dutch companies selling kangaroo products. Get the Kangaroo SOS from the store.
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