DK Metcalf is not human. I know this is a bold statement that requires evidence, so I humbly bring this to court.
Keep in mind that everything that happens in this game is played alone. Russell Wilson casts Budda Baker on the goal line, who basically has to run straight to score a touchdown. Baker is by no means a slow player and one of the best safety factors in the NFL.
Now, Metcalf on the other hand has a lot to do. He was running his way around the middle of the formation, a good 8-10 yards away from where Baker captured the ball. At this point, he reacts to the interception, takes off while he’s running, and needs to travel diagonally to form the distance between the two players – then he can intervene at the 5-yard line.
This is impressive on its own without indicating that Metcalf is 35 pounds heavier than a Baker. How is this possible? I have one idea:
DK Metcalf is not human.
I ask you this, dear reader, has anyone seen Metcalfe and a marble statue of a Greek god in the same place? I do not think so. I think Metcalfe is actually the physical embodiment of Hermes, the fast-footed messenger of the gods.
This is really the only explanation I have.
